Is this what Jesus would have done?

My kids and the neighbor kids were out front playing in the Slip and Slide, and another neighbor yelled at me, "Get your naked-@$$ kid inside or I'm calling the cops!" He's a very devout Christian, and my babby's nudity must have offended him. So is that what Jesus would have done? The cops still haven't shown up, so I guess there are lots of naked babbies on post tonight.